THE HEMISPHERE CUP
Founded 2000
Golf Slang
Golf has always had its own language, but below are some of my favourites I have heard over the years.......
A Sally Gunnell |
Ugly but runs well |
A Paula Radcliffe |
Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but will run for miles |
A Condom |
Safe, but didn’t feel really good |
A Giraffe's Arse |
High and Shittie |
A Glenn Miller |
Kept low and didn’t make it over the water |
A Yasser Arafat |
Ugly and in the sand |
A Gerry Adams |
A Provisional |
An O J Simpson |
Got away with it |
A Princess Grace |
Should have taken a driver |
A Michael Jackson |
Gradually fading |
A Douglas Bader |
Looked good in the air but didn’t have the legs |
A Ken Livingstone |
Way off left |
A Jean-Marie Le Pen |
Too far right |
An Arsene Wenger |
Everyone saw where it went but you |
A Kate Winslet |
A little bit fat, but otherwise perfect |
A Kate Moss |
A bit thin |
A Rodney King |
Over Clubbed |
An Arthur Scargill |
A great strike but a poor result |
A son-in-law |
Not what you wanted but it’ll do |
An Eva Braun |
Picked up in the bunker |
A Saddam Hussain |
Go from bunker to bunker |
A Chuck Berry |
(In the trees) no particular place to go |
A Red October |
Underwater and you won’t find it |
PUTTING
A Cuban |
Ball needed one more revolution |
On the Dance Floor.. |
On the Putting Green.... |
...but a long way from the Band |
....but in three putt range |
A Salman Rushdie |
A putt that is impossible to read |
A Rock Hudson |
Thought it was straight but it wasn’t |
A Dennis Wise |
A nasty five footer |
A Diego Maradona |
A very nasty five footer |